Baldur’s Gate 3 (and D&D by relation)

Given how it’s currently topical, here’s some hypothetical food for thought: if the main cast (excluding Cherry due to age restrictions) could play through Baldur’s Gate 3, how would they do it? As in, what classes would they choose, which characters would they like/dislike, which characters would they romance, which pivotal decisions would they make, etc. (Bit of a side note, but I find it funny that the whole shapeshifting protection racket thing is something I could easily see Metallic Dragons doing in d&d. Good aligned or no, dragons are still arrogant and greedy.)

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  1. Mango would play a fighter and spend approximately zero seconds deciding which subclass and feats to get, always picking weak options because they sound cool. She would skip all the dialogue.
    Blue would play a weird optimized multiclass that is better at everything and annoys Mango just by existing.
    Pumpkin would play a barbarian and also put no thought into level up options, but would inexplicably be great anyway. She would definitely take Tavern Brawler.
    Lemon and Lime would play multiplayer and make a synergy team that wrecked everything.
    Eclair would make a barbarian and then attempt to resolve every encounter with diplomacy.
    Candy would collect all the pets.
    Cupcake would focus so completely on fire barrels and poison flasks that her actual class wouldn’t matter
    Raisin would install mods.